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NEVER Miss an Episode of Fun, Whimsey, History and of course...TEA!!!

Upcoming Tea Party Line Up

*Details & Ticket Info Posted

about 6 weeks before event

Our Current Line up of Tea Parties.
All tea party details can be found in the Events section on this page as they become available.

September 22nd
Macaron & Tea Paring Event
St. James

November 3rd
Ladies of Midnight-Royal Vampire Tea
St. James

December 7th
Little Ladies Princess Tea Party- ages 6-10(Parent must attend with child)
St. James

January 25th 2020

EVIL EXPO New Jersey

Down The Darkest Rabbit hole- A Gothic Alice Tea Party

MORE Parties are being added all this time. Please check events for details and when ticket sales open.


Down The Darkest Rabbit Hole:

A Gothic Alice Tea Party comes to Evil Expo: A Celebration of Glorious Villainy!

Join the Teatrix of Long Island, Ms Penelope Proper for A scrumptious three course Royal Tea Experience fit for the Queen of Hearts in us all!! Experience a Dark Alice in Wonderland themed Tea extravaganza and enjoy a party Specially Catered. “Off With Their Heads!!” what you’ll be saying to yourself if you miss this!!! Seats are quite limited! Only 30 seats, Ms. Penelope asks that guests be of ages 13 and up, to observe proper Tea Party Etiquette. Yes, you may certainly come in costume if you wish! Prizes given for the best Gothic Alice in Wonderland costumes and hat, games and prizes.

2:00pm- 4:00pm

Saturday, January 25, 2020 at 2 PM – 4 PM

Radisson Hotel, Parsippany New Jersey


Must pay to secure reservation
No reservations day of event
Ticket sales close one week before Date of event


Tea Around the World (Surprise at the end.....)


Let's Go to Ireland!!
Co-Hosted by the amazing Irish Pub, Fulton's Gate in Patchogue, Join Fulton's Gate and Hostess Ms. Penelope Proper and the incomparable Chef Joe Maggio on an amazing trip to the Green Isles as we sample some handcrafted authentic Irish Dishes, some new and creative dishes and of course, Irish

This will be a price-fix menu

Course I
Choice of Tea, PLUS Mimosa
Scones, Irish Soda Bread, Soup and Fruit

Course II
Sausage Bread
Veggie Flat bread
Irish Breakfast Quiche

Course III
Fulton's Gate's FAMOUS Guinness Cupcakes!!

$45.00 (includes tax)
tips suggested after meal.
Please use the note: Irish Tea

Ticket sales End July 20th 2019

Call 631-479-2377

Ladies ONLY

As well...

Dress in your finest Mad Harlot Attire, as a Harlot's WALK around Patchogue will follow the Tea, weather permitting!!!


Don't Want to Leave hubby at home?
Is he dying for a beer?

We all be having a MENS IRISH TEA PARTY AT THE BAR!!!
Hosted by the Teatrix's Signifigant Other- Mr. G, & Chef Joe, a hearty, manly, Irish spread will be held at the bar while the ladies Lunch. Fun conversation, sports on TV and a glass of Beer instead of tea (but also tea!!)

$45.00per Gentleman.
PayPal only.
Call for reservations.

​* menus are subject to change due to seasonal availability 

Welcome to our Famous

Macaron & Tea Paring Event!!


We are so excited for our seasonal based choices!!

Ever been to a wine tasting event? Did you know that the small, delicate French pastries called Macarons are received on the palette much like fine wine?

Join Teatrix Penelope Proper on a tasting journey like no other into the gourmet world of French macarons. Hosted by the Mad Harlot Tea Society and Celebrate St. James, featuring macarons by Macaron Paris NYC, this day will feature a menu of 6 exotic macaron flavors, and pots of tea, expertly paired for taste and flavor to each Macaron, guided tasting with Ms. Proper, lively discussion, raffles and a little treat to take home.

Seating for this elite event is extremely limited, reservations require payment to be held.
ONLY 20 seats!!!

Day: Sunday, September 22nd, 2019
Time: 2:00pm-5:00pm

Location: Uniquely Natalie's St James

CALL for reservation:
ONLY 20 seats available.

Cost: $30.00 per Taster.
ALL reservations MUST be paid in advance with PAYPAL. Please call to secure your reservation and receive PayPal address & location address.

Open to both Men and Women.


The Harlot's Walk

Every So often the Mad Harlot Tea Society participates in what we call a "Harlot's Walk" where we get dressed up in all our Tea Finery gather at a walkable place or event such as a Long Island harbor town or festival or fair to walk about, meeting and greeting, looking fierce and taking pictures. This usually includes stops at some local shops for tea, coffee and ice cream, petting local pups and joyful socializing. They are often impromptu and posted to our Facebook page. ALL Harlots are welcomed and encouraged to be seen in your finery...Nothing stops traffic like a top hat and bustle!!

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